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Parece un partido de ajedrez. Los jugadores mueven las piezas con cautela: un paso en falso podría dejarlos fuera de carrera. Definitivamente, comenzó el año electoral y el que mejor lo cuenta es nuestro amigo Zambayonny.

Se viene el cierre de listas
y se barajan sorpresas
con las cartas en la mesa
los diarios salen sin tinta
para mudarse a la Quinta
hay que ganarles de mano
si nos separan seis grados
acá ni siquiera uno
cualquiera te vende humo
cualquiera compra pescado.

Cristina vuelve a jugar
con Alberto y la marchita
no lo vio ni Ludovica
al «Tifón de Boyacá»
porque no es Rodríguez Saa
que estaba en el bolillero
es un Fernández de nuevo
por lo menos de momento
un enroque en el descuento
y Racing hasta los huevos.

A estas alturas del año
todo puede suceder
se dolariza Fidel
aunque te parezca extraño
es posible que Del Caño
quiera cerrar con Milei
chau «Camino a Camagüey»
nunca brillar con luz propia
doble faz de fotocopias
que es lo mismo para él.

Votantes de Recoleta
deshojando margaritas
si va Lousteau con Juanita
en una misma boleta
al carajo con Larreta
en el oscuro recinto
y la 125
no les parece tan mala
en esa Isla de Caras
donde pasan los domingos.

Con Lavagna en el Bailando
para mejorar su imagen
Tinelli se suma al viaje
y va de Gobernador
recuerden que el conductor
siempre fue bolivariano
de Bolívar, queda claro
con Lammens en la Ciudad
solo les falta sumar
a Francisco y a Soriano.

Lilita, la más devota
está buscando un aliado
De Negri está descartado
por codazo con derrota
le vio la pata a la sota
y hasta lo negó a Cambiemos
está entre el Gordo Casero
Juan Acosta o Campanella
porque a Brandoni le queda
la empanada de sombrero.

La ancha avenida del medio
tiene un tránsito inusual
de Davos a Tartagal
muchos juegan al misterio
el «Sí, se puede» salteño
ya tiene primera dama
Pichetto ni su bancada
el Gringo y Sergio los votos
que no son muchos, ni pocos
pero sirven de carnada.

Mauricio tiene mil planes
para poder elegir
el plan del FMI
el plan Cóndor sin los tanques
el plan V con aportantes
el plan H, línea Roca
el plan B, volver a Boca
o el plan P con tinto y taser
ya veremos lo que hace
Duran Barba en 12 cuotas.

Unos cuántos radicales
no saben como volver
a la vieja Lista 3
que se perdió en la mudanza
primero rumbo a la Alianza
después en Gualeguaychú
si los viera Don Raúl
el de la Sociedad Rural
con la lluvia torrencial
les rompía el carnet del club.

Y Daniel el candidato
que al final ganó el debate
no se baja del combate
ni sacó los pies del plato
pero le sonó el silbato
porque con votos prestados
no se llega a cualquier lado
ya lo demuestran las Paso
cómo olvidar a Randazzo
sujeto sin predicado.

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