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Cuando la ciencia se tropieza con la posverdad, pasan cosas como estas: algunos dejan de vacunar a sus hijos y otros imaginan —otra vez— al mundo apoyado sobre cuatro tortugas gigantes. Sin ánimo de burla, Zambayonny les contesta con una canción a los terraplanistas.

Hermano, la Tierra es plana
y ha llegado nuestra hora
nos pasamos por las bolas
los manuales de primaria
revolución planetaria
basta de mentiras burdas
celular tarifa curva
derechitos de ricota
guion para el ojo idiota
y un voto en blanco a la urna.

Ya sabés los argentinos
somos cóncavos y humanos
como el Capitán Mengano
que patrullaba en Lanús
y un día entrando a YouTube
se volvió terraplanista
y empezó a dar entrevistas
justicia por mano propia
hacen falta más patriotas
lo sabe cualquier taxista.

Copérnico se denigra
no importan las evidencias
es un negocio la ciencia
y eso está escrito en la Biblia
lo saben las grandes siglas
la AFIP, la CIA o la AFA
las remeras de la NASA
las usan los corrompidos
en un set televisivo
murió la perrita Laika.

En tiempos de posverdad
si me apurás te discuto
a la Llorona y al Cuco
a la ley de gravedad
al hambre y lo liberal
o la llegada a la Luna
detrás de tanta locura
están los Illuminatti
que son más malos que Patti
tilingos antivacunas.

Se burlan de esta teoría
dicen que somos de cuarta
pero se tiran las cartas
y aman la homeopatía
perdonáme que me ría
de esta hermosa paradoja
andan con cintita roja
y se hacen la Carta Astral
pero van al hospital
cuando está brava la cosa.

Se tocan el lado izquierdo
cuando pasa un pelirrojo
se curan el mal de ojo
creen en el cielo y el infierno
pero nuestro planisferio
les parece un mamarracho
y se miden el empacho
con el horóscopo a mano
falta que los reptilianos
se burlen de los borrachos.

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Orsai Gabriel 02:48:44 - 12/03/2019

Hola! Yo sabia que zambayonny era un pelotudo. Gracias! Por otra parte, sin defender a los terraplanistas, seamos un poco defensores de la duda. Es que gracias a ella hemos cambiado de paradigma miles de veces. Intentar rebatir todos sus argumentos ta difícil. Claro que es más cómodo quedarse así, seguros de que vamos girando a miles de km por hora en un universo infinito, sin despeinarnos. Peeero.

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    Definí querido, "sin defender" pero hablás de "rebatir argumentos" y "sin despeinarnos"... Si así manejás las dudas, no me quiero imaginar como entendés las respuestas...

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